God's work in You

In response to the previous post "Roast yourself", I think it'll be appropriate to say something positive. Yes God mentioned not to praise yourself clearly, stated in proverbs 27:2. I reckon there's nothing wrong in giving God all the praise, knowing that I couldn't achieve these without God's help and favour. God had blessed me richly, it's not who I am, but who God is. Since I got this underserved love, there's nothing I can do but to be thankful and give him praise, doing my best in everything.
Again I'll be referring to myself as Cat Cat

Yo Cat Cat
Yes although you're a jerk and asshole
You actually genuinely care for the reputation of yourself, maybe too much
You're dedicated to your duty, maybe too dedicated, and hence alienating everyone else
But you're actually a funny guy, taking jokes and giving jokes like nobody's business
Although you may never find the plus one now, but you will be the luckiest man alive if there's one coming
You're responsible, and able to perform your tasks well, as according to almost everyone
Because of your sense of duty, you have a strong determination and opinion in the ways things should be done, hence getting yourself into conflicts and drama
You're loyal to your supervisors, maybe too loyal. Hence you need to be careful
God loves you, and hence he gave lots of blessings
He gave you a rather stoic mind, to grind up results in difficult situation
He gave you knowledge
He gave you unexpected peaceful miracles
At least you tried your best to redeem yourself in the situations that you screwed up, better than doing nothing
You should know better to be able to admit your weakness
Because admitting weaknesses can be an unexpected strength
To some, you're a role model
How and Why? You probably will never know
Please keep yourself humble by reminding yourself that there's always someone better than you
You're just lucky, or blessed in a more Godly term
Although you screwed up, you still survive, albeit in awkwardness

That's all I could think of.